Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The ambiance is dreary, and the decor is old-fashioned and unappealing. The seating arrangements are crowded, and the lighting is dim, making it hard to see anything clearly.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is unremarkable, and the dishes are subpar in quality. I found the food to be tasteless and unimpressive, and the portions were unsatisfying. The burger was flavorless, the fries were undercooked, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was unprofessional, and the staff was unwelcoming or helpful. They seemed unengaged in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are disappointing either. The selection is constrained, and the quality is below average. The cocktails lacked any creativity, and the beer selection was disappointing. The bartenders seemed inexperienced and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a dreary solo act, with the musician struggling to play the guitar and singing with no here passion. The unbearable volume of the music compelled everyone to shout, making more info it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninspired, just phoning it in. The displeased audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was exceedingly disappointing. The unwelcoming ambiance, inferior food, watered-down drinks, and apathetic service were all unsatisfactory, and I wouldn't suggest it as a viable option. There are superior options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better value proposition. I was profoundly dissatisfied and will not be returning at all costs.